Liberal Tears

April 30, 2020

Please stop paying attention to the man behind the curtain!

You know the virus can’t get you in “essential” businesses, right?

Okay, Karen. Whatever you say.

No fun allowed!

“Stop putting lives over the economy!” Honey, the economy IS lives.

“We’ll just make something up.”

April 23, 2020

It wasn’t actually his money, but you get the idea.

Oh, damn, that sucks when it’s turned around, huh?

Who would ever stand next to another guy at the urinal?

That’s mine, anyway. Thanks.

Don’t be like this. Get mean, get out there, and let them know how you feel.

April 16, 2020

Something seems off about this…

Hold up, that’s not how science works.

It’s true. Don’t act like it isn’t.

I don’t think governments can guarantee your safety…

Go home, peasants. The King demands it.

Not even a meme anymore, this stuff is getting serious.

April 9, 2020

Well, they’re right, he could TECHNICALLY still win…

Feels good, right?

Yeah, where the heck are they hiding?

Joe’s really cashing in on Obama’s legacy, huh?

Sorry, Florida, we hate to see it

If only China was reporting their actual numbers…

April 2, 2020

Joe just being Joe, huh?

Oh, no. This actually makes us worried for Zuckerberg.

Are we sure this is the guy Democrats want to nominate?

This will not be ending well.

Classic double standards, of course.

Joe is an absolutely… touching… man.


March 26, 2020

We pity any virus that gets too close to Chuck freaking Norris

Please stay inside your house, everyone

Those Airpods are cool, but did y’all get any hand sanitizer?

Seriously, you all have to stop hoarding the toilet paper. This is absurd.

Hey, that’s not a bad price.

Okay, it got sort of funny again. We have to laugh so we don’t all go crazy.

March 19, 2020

Now we’re eating Bernie’s lunch, too. Hah.

Truly a conundrum for the ages.

Please stop hoarding toilet paper, you awful dragons.

Also, stop hoarding the cleaning supplies. This isn’t cute, or funny.

Seriously. Stop with the toilet paper. The virus doesn’t make you go to the bathroom.

Oh, yeah, it looks like Bernie’s folks forgot to actually vote. How unfortunate.

March 12, 2020

Paul Goser is a strange, strange man.

Where’d that energy go, Millenials?

Something about having COVID-19 makes people want to travel

Not so funny, now, huh? Actually, it’s still funny.

Everyone knows it’s time to stock up

It’s difficult to not touch your face, when you think about it.

March 5, 2020

Huh, that’s not a double standard at all

Anything to come to the defense of their icons, hmm?


They don’t really know what they’re even talking about.

Any reason is a good reason for them

You gotta admire his spirit, at least.

February 27

Shots fired

Boor Bernie, he’s going to have the DNC sell his nomination AGAIN.

Anything to join the bandwagon, eh, Mike?

That didn’t end well.

This is how laws work, right?

It’s a pretty hard argument to refute.

February 20

Something about it is just so convincing…

Now what? The argument falls apart pretty fast.

Is this what the kids call a “big oof”?

If you listen, you can hear the national anthem in the distance.

Time to ban all the straws.

Well, that’s a compelling platform he’s running on.

February 13

It’s a bit chaotic, huh?

Everyone’s favorite former mayor!

Let’s just say it was a bit of a mess

Nancy’s getting real tough with the gestures

Does anyone ever know what the hell Joe is saying?

Whoops, they left that part out…

February 6

Oh, Bolton, how the mighty have fallen.

You hate to see it.

This dude couldn’t beat Obama, we know he’ll never have a shot of making it as a president.

Pettiness level: Mitch.

One of these is the party of law and order, the other is making it up as they go along.

January 30

Something about this just seems right, huh?

Funny how that works.

When you make it a moral argument, compromise is out of the question.

He really hadn’t. Oh well, he’s gone now!

About those morals…

January 23

It’s true, though

That seems fair, right?

Nancy, I don’t think that’s how this works

It’s probably in Article III, all that wacky stuff is in that part

Pomp and circumstance, you say?

January 16

Oh, Liz, what are you even doing?

With enough money, anything is possible, right?

Trouble in paradise?

This is a classic staredown ritual. Shh, no one interrupt!

Those kids truly never learn

January 9

Found on Twitter. It’s true, you know!

That rabbit hole goes pretty deep, huh?

The old talking points aren’t exactly holding up.

That’s more than most presidents can say, huh?

We can’t all be perfect, sadly.

January 2

Everyone’s had a teacher like this before

And if you disagree, you’re a spy too!

She’s more than a little terrifying.

She knows you know it.

You know it’s true.

December 26

Let’s keep it real: we all see what’s happening here.

Who can argue with that logic?

Well, when the truth is inconvenient enough, it can just go away.

Making sense isn’t their strong suit, after all.

We’ve all had to have this conversation before.

December 13

Come on, Mike, you know better than that!

Tough break, Kamala! Better luck in 2024.

November 20, 2019

Democratic “debate” edition…

November 12, 2019

You’ll get your turn, Nancy…

The ignorance and naivety hurts…

November 4, 2019

I smell desperation…

He’ll say anything to draw in those young, naive voters…

Who else would they vote for if you let them all out?

October 28, 2019

Talk about a fishing expedition to get dirt on President Trump…


But don’t worry folks, the Dems have plenty for everyone…


October 17, 2019

It must be hard being a Democrat. You really have to stay hydrated after all that crying…

woman crying because she votes democrat

It’s probably all that bitterness because their elite smarty pants President was wrong…

laughing man remembering that obama said that trump would never be president

They all want to be socialist, but they clearly have no idea what that means…

surprised kid realizing he still has to get a job if he votes socialist