April 30, 2020
Please stop paying attention to the man behind the curtain!
You know the virus can’t get you in “essential” businesses, right?
Okay, Karen. Whatever you say.
No fun allowed!
“Stop putting lives over the economy!” Honey, the economy IS lives.
“We’ll just make something up.”
April 23, 2020
It wasn’t actually his money, but you get the idea.
Oh, damn, that sucks when it’s turned around, huh?
Who would ever stand next to another guy at the urinal?
That’s mine, anyway. Thanks.
Don’t be like this. Get mean, get out there, and let them know how you feel.
April 16, 2020
Something seems off about this…
Hold up, that’s not how science works.
It’s true. Don’t act like it isn’t.
I don’t think governments can guarantee your safety…
Go home, peasants. The King demands it.
Not even a meme anymore, this stuff is getting serious.
April 9, 2020
Well, they’re right, he could TECHNICALLY still win…
Feels good, right?
Yeah, where the heck are they hiding?
Joe’s really cashing in on Obama’s legacy, huh?
Sorry, Florida, we hate to see it
If only China was reporting their actual numbers…
April 2, 2020
Joe just being Joe, huh?
Oh, no. This actually makes us worried for Zuckerberg.
Are we sure this is the guy Democrats want to nominate?
This will not be ending well.
Classic double standards, of course.
Joe is an absolutely… touching… man.
March 26, 2020
We pity any virus that gets too close to Chuck freaking Norris
Please stay inside your house, everyone
Those Airpods are cool, but did y’all get any hand sanitizer?
Seriously, you all have to stop hoarding the toilet paper. This is absurd.
Hey, that’s not a bad price.
Okay, it got sort of funny again. We have to laugh so we don’t all go crazy.
March 19, 2020
Now we’re eating Bernie’s lunch, too. Hah.
Truly a conundrum for the ages.
Please stop hoarding toilet paper, you awful dragons.
Also, stop hoarding the cleaning supplies. This isn’t cute, or funny.
Seriously. Stop with the toilet paper. The virus doesn’t make you go to the bathroom.
Oh, yeah, it looks like Bernie’s folks forgot to actually vote. How unfortunate.
March 12, 2020
Paul Goser is a strange, strange man.
Where’d that energy go, Millenials?
Something about having COVID-19 makes people want to travel
Not so funny, now, huh? Actually, it’s still funny.
Everyone knows it’s time to stock up
It’s difficult to not touch your face, when you think about it.
March 5, 2020
Huh, that’s not a double standard at all
Anything to come to the defense of their icons, hmm?
They don’t really know what they’re even talking about.
Any reason is a good reason for them
You gotta admire his spirit, at least.
Boor Bernie, he’s going to have the DNC sell his nomination AGAIN.
Anything to join the bandwagon, eh, Mike?
That didn’t end well.
This is how laws work, right?
It’s a pretty hard argument to refute.
Something about it is just so convincing…
Now what? The argument falls apart pretty fast.
Is this what the kids call a “big oof”?
If you listen, you can hear the national anthem in the distance.
Time to ban all the straws.
Well, that’s a compelling platform he’s running on.
It’s a bit chaotic, huh?
Everyone’s favorite former mayor!
Let’s just say it was a bit of a mess
Nancy’s getting real tough with the gestures
Does anyone ever know what the hell Joe is saying?
Whoops, they left that part out…
Oh, Bolton, how the mighty have fallen.
You hate to see it.
This dude couldn’t beat Obama, we know he’ll never have a shot of making it as a president.
Pettiness level: Mitch.
One of these is the party of law and order, the other is making it up as they go along.
Something about this just seems right, huh?
Funny how that works.
When you make it a moral argument, compromise is out of the question.
He really hadn’t. Oh well, he’s gone now!
About those morals…
It’s true, though
That seems fair, right?
Nancy, I don’t think that’s how this works
It’s probably in Article III, all that wacky stuff is in that part
Pomp and circumstance, you say?
Oh, Liz, what are you even doing?
With enough money, anything is possible, right?
Trouble in paradise?
This is a classic staredown ritual. Shh, no one interrupt!
Those kids truly never learn
Found on Twitter. It’s true, you know!
That rabbit hole goes pretty deep, huh?
The old talking points aren’t exactly holding up.
That’s more than most presidents can say, huh?
We can’t all be perfect, sadly.
Everyone’s had a teacher like this before
And if you disagree, you’re a spy too!
She’s more than a little terrifying.
She knows you know it.
You know it’s true.
Let’s keep it real: we all see what’s happening here.
Who can argue with that logic?
Well, when the truth is inconvenient enough, it can just go away.
Making sense isn’t their strong suit, after all.
We’ve all had to have this conversation before.
Come on, Mike, you know better than that!
Tough break, Kamala! Better luck in 2024.
November 20, 2019
Democratic “debate” edition…
November 12, 2019
You’ll get your turn, Nancy…
The ignorance and naivety hurts…
November 4, 2019
I smell desperation…
He’ll say anything to draw in those young, naive voters…
Who else would they vote for if you let them all out?
October 28, 2019
Talk about a fishing expedition to get dirt on President Trump…
But don’t worry folks, the Dems have plenty for everyone…
October 17, 2019
It must be hard being a Democrat. You really have to stay hydrated after all that crying…
It’s probably all that bitterness because their elite smarty pants President was wrong…
They all want to be socialist, but they clearly have no idea what that means…