Something about it is just so convincing…
Now what? The argument falls apart pretty fast.
Is this what the kids call a “big oof”?
If you listen, you can hear the national anthem in the distance.
Time to ban all the straws.
Well, that’s a compelling platform he’s running on.
It’s a bit chaotic, huh?
Everyone’s favorite former mayor!
Let’s just say it was a bit of a mess
Nancy’s getting real tough with the gestures
Does anyone ever know what the hell Joe is saying?
Whoops, they left that part out…
Oh, Bolton, how the mighty have fallen.
You hate to see it.
This dude couldn’t beat Obama, we know he’ll never have a shot of making it as a president.
Pettiness level: Mitch.
One of these is the party of law and order, the other is making it up as they go along.
Something about this just seems right, huh?
Funny how that works.
When you make it a moral argument, compromise is out of the question.
He really hadn’t. Oh well, he’s gone now!
About those morals…
It’s true, though
That seems fair, right?
Nancy, I don’t think that’s how this works
It’s probably in Article III, all that wacky stuff is in that part
Pomp and circumstance, you say?
Oh, Liz, what are you even doing?
With enough money, anything is possible, right?
Trouble in paradise?
This is a classic staredown ritual. Shh, no one interrupt!
Those kids truly never learn
Found on Twitter. It’s true, you know!
That rabbit hole goes pretty deep, huh?
The old talking points aren’t exactly holding up.
That’s more than most presidents can say, huh?
We can’t all be perfect, sadly.
Everyone’s had a teacher like this before
And if you disagree, you’re a spy too!
She’s more than a little terrifying.
She knows you know it.
You know it’s true.
Let’s keep it real: we all see what’s happening here.
Who can argue with that logic?
Well, when the truth is inconvenient enough, it can just go away.
Making sense isn’t their strong suit, after all.
We’ve all had to have this conversation before.
Come on, Mike, you know better than that!
Tough break, Kamala! Better luck in 2024.
November 20, 2019
Democratic “debate” edition…
November 12, 2019
You’ll get your turn, Nancy…
The ignorance and naivety hurts…
November 4, 2019
I smell desperation…
He’ll say anything to draw in those young, naive voters…
Who else would they vote for if you let them all out?
October 28, 2019
Talk about a fishing expedition to get dirt on President Trump…
But don’t worry folks, the Dems have plenty for everyone…
October 17, 2019
It must be hard being a Democrat. You really have to stay hydrated after all that crying…
It’s probably all that bitterness because their elite smarty pants President was wrong…
They all want to be socialist, but they clearly have no idea what that means…